Cookie Crime Time
A two-page TTRPG about cookies that really like to do some crimes.
The Kingdom of Delights may look like an enchanted grove full of cuddly and adorable magical creatures, but for every sweet treat, there’s always a rotten tooth. And you’re here to fix the problem.
You are one of Lord Biscottazzo’s chosen commandos, sent to do wet work on his behalf across the realms. Every biscuit with a rank will pretend to know nothing if anything happens to you. But that’s not a problem—you’re a tough cookie to crack.
Lord Biscottazzo has a terrible temper, but to make up for it, he’s also downright evil. That’s why he sends you and other cookies cut from the same tough dough to settle disputes with rival bosses in the Kingdom of Delights—a no-holds-barred battle of sweets to reshape the balance of power.
Cookie Crime Time is a role-playing game where you play as a cookie with a sweet taste and a rough attitude, facing adventures that will put your crumble resistance to the test. It’s perfect for a fun night with friends, a quick and lighthearted session, with rules that are easier to learn than to explain—and they’re already pretty simple.
Cookie Crime Time runs on the Pressure System, an engine designed for stories that start smoothly and end in a sea of shortcrust pastry tears. All you need are a couple of d12s and some sense of humor (both not included).
Like many solo and one-page games we publish this year, Cookie Crime Time is a Substack exclusive. It won’t be sold individually in our stores but will be part of a food-inspired collection at the end of the year. So, if you’re curious and want to try it now, you’ve only got one option—good thing it’s free!